from the home office in Walla Walla, Washington    
 
10.  I was really craving lemonade and cookies.
9.    I reckoned this was the only way to meet my idol, journalist Chris Hanson.
8.    Oh, you have a transcript, I misrember typing any of that.
7.    I had to get some kind of rap sheet before I tried out for American Idol.
6.    Call me kooky, but I get off on cops ambushing and gangtackling me.

5.    I thought that female of a consenting age I like would really notice me this 
       way.
4.    Better way to get back at parents than tatoo's, piercings, and radical hair
       styles.
3.    I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids at
       perverted justice.
2.    I'm tired of that oh so boring quiet guy that keeps to himself rap.
1.    I gotz to be me!!!