Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If My T&A Could Talk...
March 5, 2008
Maybe this is a conversation they'd have while I was getting some in college.
: Yeah! Squeeze me! That feels soooo good. Ooo, yeah lick it! Yeah! Suck it!
: Hellooo. Over here! Can anybody hear me?!
: Nobody cares about you sweetie, deal with it.
: Hellooo! Come on, dude. Show me some love too!
: He can't hear you, I've enveloped his whole head.
: This is sooo unfair, why can't we ever hook up with ass men?
: Yeah, right. Look at me. Like anybody is ever gonna pay attention to you while I'm around. Ooo yeah, right there. Bite it! Yeah!
: One squeeze. That's all I'm asking for is a little squeeze, maybe even a slap. Come on dude, slap me! Stop touching those things and slap me!
: Sorry, he needs both his hands right now for friction. Uh, yeah!
: I'm sooo bored!
: Relax, one day she'll be ready for kinky ass stuff. We've got a lot of time ahead of us. But, it's not gonna happen tonight. Remember what she said to the last guy who asked about you?
: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugh, she's over eighteen, it's time for some backdoor.
: Sorry, can't talk anymore, real busy. Yeah!! Who's a lucky girl?! Me, me, me!
: I hate you
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.