2. All other black people drink nothing but Krystaal and Hypnotiq on Ice.
3. If you end up running an airline, always drug test your pilots. Especially if their name is Snoop Dogg.
4. Central Park can be used as an emergency landing area for a 747.
5. All people in Texas either look like Hoss Cartwright (from Bonanza) or Laura Ingalls (from Little House On The Prairie).
6. There don't need to be any snakes to make a bad movie about air travel.