ChristianJewishAgnosticRastafarianGhostbusters-
Themed Cult
Also Known As:Protestants
Catholics
HebrewsJewsHippiesEgonomists?
Major Text:The BibleThe TorahPitchforkThe book you use to roll joints
with.
Three Disc Special Edition
DVD
Gathering times:Sunday
mornings
Friday
nights
N/AThree times a day,
but I swear I'm
not addicted.
I swear.
When there's
something wrong
in your neighborhood
Often blame things on:JewsChristiansScienceCopsZuul
Favorite Drink:BeerKosher
Wine
bottled
water
Dude, anything. My¬≠outh is so dry."Poisoned Ecto Cooler