Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
March 11, 2008
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Spending so much time on Jeopardy has ruined his joke structure.
Who is Alex Trebek?
, Cory Matthews was in all 158 episodes of
Boy Meets World
. Shawn Hunter was only in 157. Can you guess which episode he wasn't in? It was the one when Cory needed him most.
Archeologically-Correct "Indiana Jones" Films
-Indiana Jones and the Radiocarbon Dating of Atypical Soil Samples
-Indiana Jones and the Unpublished Academic Article
-Indiana Jones and the Last Semester Before Tenure
I think there should be a law, that if you walk down the street while smoking a cigarette, the back of your shirt should read "I'm slowly killing you."
The front should read an even more embarrassing: "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder."
I ordered an everything bagel but it didn't have any orange crayons on it, so
I sent it back.
If you can't find a word that rhymes with "orange," then you are uncreative, unimaginative, and unglorange.
The Brady Brunch
How I Ate Your Mother
Two and a Half Men
If you could travel back in time and tell the ten year-old me that I would like diet soda someday, I'd probably be like, "Holy sh*t! You can time travel?! What does soda taste like in the future?!"
Some people are like Slinkies, not much use but fun to push down a flight of stairs.
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