in a new relationship
Her: You feel sooo good! You taste so good too!
Him: Yeah! Mmmm. I've been thinking about you tasting me all day, baby.
Dirty talk after dating for over a year
Her: Your balls smell. Did you shower today?
Him: Yeah! Mmmm. Thanks baby, I know you're tired. I'll get you back.
Dirty talk after living together for a month
Her: I love fucking you in OUR apartment! Mmmm. You feel so good! Uh! Now I can fuck you whenever I want!
Him: Yeah! That's right baby, fuck me in OUR apartment! Fuck me in OUR apartment! Yeah!
Dirty talk after living together for a year
Her: You need to use the toilet brush after you poop. I hate seeing residue!
Him: Well I hate seeing chick blood! If you're not going to flush them because it clogs, then at least wrap them in more toilet paper.