Just answer the questions below to see if you're a heart-melting hottie or if you're a fat uggo and nobody will ever love you!
5 9 points: Chicks: You're a perfectly normal girl. So long as you don't have an obvious deformity then someone will find you attractive. There are heaps of desperate guys out there that would love to make out with you, I promise.Dudes: Yo, seriously bro, you are feminine as hell. It's weird. Eat some beef jerky and grow a beard because you need to be manly if you want to get the ladies. No dude should ever describe his chest as supple, ever.
10 14 points: News flash, glam rock has been gone since the mid-80s. Unless you're David Bowie then pick one gender and stick with it. That androgynous sh*t isn't cool anymore.
15 19 points: Dudes: Sweet broseph, sounds like you passed the test. That's right, you don't look like a chick. You'll never have to worry about lesbians mistakenly asking you out. You are a normal, attractive guy.Girls: Yea
You're kind of butch. Gross.