It's March Madness ya'll, and you know what that means a bunch of crazy bitches running around Hollywood!
1. Wanna come really close to seeing Jessica Simon's V Zone? Now your wish can come true. She may not have a career, but she's still a tease! [IDLYITW]
2. Richie Sambora who does something in Bon Jovi and was married to Heather Locklear but then ruined it by effing Denise Richards was arrested for drunk driving. Pretty standard for LA, except his 10-year old daughter was in the car. At least we can predict that she'll be hot and crazy by the time she's 18. Nice work dad. [WWTDD]
3. This is NOT a Lindsay Lohan sex tape, but it's still fun to pretend, right? [IDLYITW]
4. Ashlee Simpson in a bikini. I dunno, the sexiest thing about these pics is that her sister isn't in them, luckily. Also her tattoo. WTF? Fugtastic! [Egotastic]
5. Heidi Montag, the she-bot from The Hills, is looking for some lookalikes to model her new clothing line. All women made of plastic and hate should apply! [HollywoodTuna]
6. Kate Bosworth at the 21 premiere. She marked the event by not eating for 21 days. [CelebSlam]
7. And finally, here is the story of a dude having a baby. Except the dude used to be a chick, and kind of still is. But not really. Anyway, he's allegedly pregnant. Pretty cool! [DListed]
Tarheeled,
Kate