The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) University of New HampshireSubmitted by Nick

    In our spanish class we were learning adjectives so the teacher gave us a list of celebrities and we had to assign them adjectives…

    Professor: How about Brad Pitt?

    Cheerleader: Guapo y Caliente!

    Professor: Good, now how about Condoleezza Rice?

    Cheerleader: Who's Condoleezza Rice?

    Professor: The Secretary of State…

    Cheerleader: Who the heck knows who the secretary of state is anyway?

  • B) Drake UniversitySubmitted by Dan

    Professor: So what are some environmental factors in a child's development?

    The Brilliance: Climate?

    Prof: Well, yes, I suppose that could have a minor effect.

    The Brilliance Jr.: Landscape?

    Prof: …

  • C) UW-MilwaukeeSubmitted by Kelly

    Prof: So we know the premise that Moby Dick is a fish is false, so…

    Genius: Wait, how come it's false?

  • D) Rowan UniversitySubmitted by George

    Professor: So when calculating inventory turnover you use either 12 months or 52 weeks.

    Einstein: Wait there's only 48 weeks in a year.

    Professor: Umm let's just use 52 weeks…

    Einstein: But that's wrong! There's 12 months a year and 4 weeks a month that makes 48.

  • E) Embry Riddle Aeronautical UniversitySubmitted by Joe

    The teacher was talking about Florida Public Colleges…

  • Valedictorian: What's a Publicologist?

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