It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Be God, or Zordon? From Matt
  • Have a 20 minute orgasm every month, or have Keira Knightley hand-feed you Cool Ranch Doritos on command? From Dan
  • Always have peanut butter in your mouth when you tried to talk, or dust in your eye whenever you tried to look at something? From Mat
  • Only watch the NIT, or only watch the girls tournament? From Rich
  • Go out with a girl knowing she blew the whole football team, or go out with a girl NOT knowing she blew the whole football team? From tc
  • Have all 150 Pokemon at your disposal, or have the force from Star Wars? From George
  • Make a really good prank call, or have a mediocre hookup? From Kyle

Finally, this week's winner of the You Don't Know We Have A General Email Address, Do You? Award is Peter, who sent in this.

  • Stupid questions hall of fame shouldn't have a link to read the rest of the article or You should just have the article in full on the homepage. From Peter

Congrats Peter, maybe Streeter will see this.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

  • First Name:
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  • Would You Rather…

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