Your Campus Police, Translated
I can't register for classes because I owe $200 in parking fees.
Your Girlfriend, Translated
See? I know a lot about women! See?
Your Roommate, Translated
I hate living alone.
Your Professor, Translated
I have no idea why I'm failing every class.
Your Food, Translated
I read labels to convince myself I'm eating healthy.
Your RA, Translated
I promise I'll be a cooler RA than this.