George W. Bush
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
F*ck you, Switzerland.

Abraham Lincoln
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
All men are equally superior to women.

George Washington
I cannot tell a lie.
How do you know I'm not lying to you right now?

Ronald Reagan
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
How did I get here? Why am I in a suit?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
And Nazis. Definitely Nazis.

Richard Nixon
A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits.
So, I guess you could say I'm finished.

William Henry Harrison
You will bear with you to your homes the remembrance of the pledge I have this day given to discharge all the high duties of my exalted station according to the best of my ability.
I really should have worn a coat.