The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
Professor: This scene is from the movie "This is Spinal Tap", A parody on Rock n' Roll in the eighties.
The Brilliance: Spinal Tap wasn't actually in that movie though, right?
Professor: Spinal Tap isn't a real band
Professor was asking what the early ways of food preservation were
Student: Drying food.
Professor: Yeah, that's a good one, what else?
so you could just preserve the food as fat on your body?
I was thinking salting.
Professor: Today we're going to be talking about human trafficking in the Eastern Asian countries.
Einstein Jr.: Human trafficking of what?
The teacher was talking about the smooth musket which allowed attackers to be about 100 feet away from the defenders without getting injured. Once at 100 yards the attackers could charge the defenders (short history lesson for ya!)
Valedictorian: Is this the origin of the 100 yard dash?
The professor was rambling on about Newton's laws when Barbie confidently raises her hand to ask the dumbest question I've ever heard
Barbie: Is it true that Isaac Newton lived in Colorado or did alot of his research in Colorado?
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