12:17 pm: Woke up.

12:20 pm: Realized I had no reason to get up. Went back to sleep.

3:19 pm: Woke up. Masterbated.

17:47 pm: Decided to use military time from now on. Feels more official.

18:35 pm: Masturbated.

8:10 pm: No one knows what I'm talking about. Back to regular time.

8:45 pm: Ordered Pizza. Can they make it in thirty minutes or less? Thrilling…

9:55 pm: Tried something different. Choked myself with a belt while I masturbated.

10:24 pm: