The reviews are in! "If they don't put this on the front page, it's because they are illiterate cowards" [name redacted]
-So tasty you can't put it down
-More meat than our competition
-5 dollar foot long
-Daniel Eric Lopez
-"Hey Son, will you get your laundry out of the dryer? That's what SHE told me to tell you!"
-"It's good to have you back at home for the weekend, Son. Togetherness ffft-wuh"
-"Son, we don't tolerate faggots in this household"
-Happy Happy Happy Man
"I'm, like, totally not a slut. I prefer the term 'sexually easygoing'. Gawd."
Don't put out.
"OH, and by the way?? Your breath smells like SHIT."
THAN is bigger than.
So what's the deal with airline boobs? Crap, I mean what's the dick with airline food? Wait no, I meant I want to f*ck my mom.
"The Sahara Desert covers 3.5 million square miles."
"Well, I'm 85 years old, of course there's going to be some friction."
"I would like some water, please."
I'm going to name my son Global Warming. That way it will be easier to pretend he doesn't exist.
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