Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Things That Sound Kind of Gay to Say--BUT TOTALLY AREN'T
April 16, 2008
Written by Scott C.
Illustrated by Sam C. (Age 4)
10. "Neil Patrick Harris could have any man he wants."
9. "Don't you think the word 'vagina' sounds kinda gay?
8. "I think this why men have nipples."
7. "Was cross-dressing Bugs always that hot???"
6. "Wait. So, is it six inches soft or ?"
5. "No Baby, I just meant likemaybe you could try putting your pinky or your thumb in there, maybe."
4. "George Clooney just keeps getting better and better looking."
3. "Homo erectus."
2. "No! I am not looking at naked ladies, Mom!"
1. Did you mean
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.