Just answer the questions below to see if you'll be living the high life one day, or if you'll spend the rest of your life drinking miller high life, unable to afford a better beer!
0 5 points: It's not so bad being poor. Lots of famous people are poor. Mother Theresa, Nelson Mandela when he was in jail, and Dustin Diamond after Saved by the Bell ended, just to name a few. Money doesn't buy happiness. Relax, enjoy yourself. Rich people will never know the joys of eating taco cheese straight from the bag with a tall boy for dinner. You, on the other hand, can do it every night for the rest of your life.
6 12 points: Welcome to the middle class. You may be happy to know that nearly everyone in this category has cable TV. In fact, many middle class Americans now have HDTVs. A blueray player is still out of your means, but by the time you graduate college you'll be frantically scrambling to replace your clunky old dvds with the sleek new disks.
13 18 points: You were born for a life of excess. You're a risk taker, and you can't strike it rich without cracking a few eggs. Sure there will be low periods, but they'll be far overshadowed by times like when you'll make a pyramid out of apple TVs and then run them over with a steam roller shouting "I'm the king of Egypt!" You'll be on a lot of coke when you do that.