Walter is seventeen years old, in a suit, and driving fast. The only thing sitting shotgun is a bouquet of roses he just picked up. His thoughts are energizing him
Tonight is the night I prove everybody wrong. Little Walter Wivlak's all grown up.
"Hey Walter," they yelled, "What's the matter homo, can't get a date to the prom?"HA! Time to prove you wrong Mr. Parsons. Mr. World's meanest math teacher ever!
I worked my ass off for this night
raising money the old fashioned way playing World of Warcraft until I earned a Stealhawk Crossbow then selling that for $600 on a fantasy message board. Spent that money on a Russian lesbian mail-order prom-date/wife.
I even spent $140 of MY OWN MOM'S MONEY buying her a blue lace bikini/skirt get up so that she can attract maximum attention to her hot bod and ultimately me.
When she asked for another $280 to bring her sister over to the states, I thought she was just taking advantage of me. But after a few written guarantees that it was indeed her sister and not just her lesbian girlfriend, and a quick eBay sale (Good bye bed!) things were as right as rain again. Hell I'll sleep on the floor for the rest of my life to have this girl all to myself for just one night.
Just one night
Walter arrives, grabs the flowers and starts running.
Dang it, fifteen minutes late. I hope Tatiyana isn't here yet. Jesus, I'm sweating already. Okay act cool, act cool. Jesus, it JUST hit me that I'm def getting laid tonight.
There she is.