Halo:
Originally released on November 15, 2001.

Girlfriend:
Birthday some time in… June?


Halo:
You know that three hits to the body and one headshot with the battle rifle will take down your opponent.

Girlfriend:
You still can't hit the right spot.


Halo:
You stay up all night trying to beat the game in co-op mode.

Girlfriend:
You stay up all night because sleeping while cuddling is a physical impossibility.


Halo:
"This is Spartan 117! Can anyone read me? Over."

Girlfriend:
"Ughhh, I'm so stressed out. Give me a shoulder massage."


Halo:
Allows you to travel to a universe where aliens are trying to take over the world, artificial intelligence has surpassed human intelligence, and the fate of civilization is in your hands.

Girlfriend:
Lives in a universe where Sex and the City is humorous, thought-provoking television.


Halo:
There's nothing more satisfying than getting a sticky grenade right on your opponent's face.

Girlfriend:
"You want to do WHAT!?!"