The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) University of Hawaii at HiloSubmitted by Alex

    Professor: So the King then died heir-less…

    The Brilliance: So he like, suffocated?

    Professor: …. No

  • B) George Washington UniversitySubmitted by Dean

    Professor: So this week in lab everyone will be performing the 12-minute walk test to predict aerobic fitness.

    Genius: Ugh, how long is that gonna take??

  • C) University of New HampshireSubmitted by Anthony

    Blondie: Hey, why is there an exponent next to this sentence?

    Professor: That's a footnote.

  • D) University of California at DavisSubmitted by Geoff

    Professor: …to assess the Gross National Product, or GDP, we break the year into quarters…

    Valedictorian: How many quarters are there in a year?

  • E) Berkshire Community CollegeSubmitted by Ben

    The class was discussing suicide rates of black and white people, and why it was higher among whites.

    Einstein Jr.: Don't whites kill themselves more because they have more pills?


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