Things you never hear:

at a Basketball game: Goldstein passes to Schwartzberg, back to Rosen, who dishes it off to Silverberg for the MONSTER JAM!!

in an Engineering class: I met the most amazing girl last night. She's hot too.

at a Co-op: Oh shit, I'm late for class!

at a Strip Club: You got change for a buck?

at a Strip Club: This is gross, let's get out of here.



When you might hear it

when 2 jews create their own team on NBA 2K8.

someone is talking about a girl they met online.

* it's a class about how to make soup from recycled sandals

* the stripper is older than your mom.

* the stripper IS your mom