Schools out! Are the next three months going to be nothing but pool parties and pizza, or will they suck? Just answer these six simple questions to find out!
0 6 points: BOR-ING. You're going to have a lame summer. No parties? Are you serious? Come on. What are you going to do with all your free time? Didn't you learn anything from all those movies where rich kids have 100 people over and their houses get trashed? Apparently not. That's fine. Have fun being a dork.
7 13 points: Pretty chill. You won't be having any property-destroying beer-tacular extravanzas, but you'll have a good time this summer. At least you won't have to work the next year to pay for the damages. You won't lose your parents' trust. You won't make a name for yourself, either. But whatevs. Let someone else have the epic party. It's a lot less work.
14 21 points: Sick, dude. Your summer is going to be gr-8 as hell, with a capital 8. All the stars have aligned in your favor. You're going to have the sickest party ever. It'll be the kind of party that people talk about for ages, the kind of party they make teen sex comedies about. Be sure to put your pets in a safe place before the festivities begin.