It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather
- Have a sweet car that turns into a Transformer like Bumblebee from the movie, or have the female Terminator from Terminator 3 be your personal body guard and sex slave? From jack
- Live in the Narnia Kingdom, or live in Harry Potter's magical place? From Jimmy
- Fart every time you orgasm, or orgasm every time you fart? From Mike
- Be admired by ALL men in the world, or be loved only by the one woman you choose? From Cesar (Bruce)
- Have sex with the hottest girl in your class, or have sex with every other girl in your class? From James
- Never be able to wipe your butt after pooping, or never be able to dry off after taking a shower? From Dale
- Have sex with anyone in the world anytime for a month., or get free food for the rest of your life? From Bradly
- Never watch Lost ever again, or be forced to watch each new episode with someone who's never seen it before and tell them exactly what is going on? From Xavier
Finally, this week's winner of the You Don't Have Bad Sex With Jake Hurwitz Award is Jake's Dada, who sent in this.
- Have terrible sex with Jake Hurwitz and never get off or have sex with a cousin and always be able to get off? From Jake's Dada
Sorry man, it just doesn't happen.
If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.