If Helen Keller wrote for CH what would she say? Would she be funny? Well lets find out.

Jokes:

Q: What's deaf, dumb, and blind but can drink like one crazy Mother Fucker?
A: Me!

Q:What did the teacher say to the deaf girl?
A: How the hell should the deaf girl know.

Articles:

What I saw and heard today:
I Don't Know.

Or If Helen Keller didn't know how to read a key board i'm guessing this is what she might write about on here.

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But seriously, Who would hire Helen Keller to type web articles?