Meh, Sam Adams was better. Winter Lager is da bomb!

Having sex with your slave FTL… having hot half-babies FTW

John Adams did it.

Died after one month in office? PWNED

Four score and seven years ago, you still sucked

Dude, who names a president after that shitty comic? Fail

Sesame Street? Meh

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!


No fatties, plz

Nice last name LOL

Hoover really SUCKS, amirite?!?!

LAAAAAME… too soon?

Having sex with Marilyn Monroe FTW


It's "strategy," not "strategery." Learn to spell, dumbass

Hey, my vote didn't get counted!

Thanks to Happy Happy Happy Man and Matt Gorman for their input.