F1RST!!!



Meh, Sam Adams was better. Winter Lager is da bomb!


Having sex with your slave FTL… having hot half-babies FTW


John Adams did it.


Died after one month in office? PWNED


Four score and seven years ago, you still sucked


Dude, who names a president after that shitty comic? Fail


Sesame Street? Meh


C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!


WTF??? REPOST!


No fatties, plz


Nice last name LOL


Hoover really SUCKS, amirite?!?!


LAAAAAME… too soon?


Having sex with Marilyn Monroe FTW


BLOWJOBS FTMFW


It's "strategy," not "strategery." Learn to spell, dumbass


Hey, my vote didn't get counted!


Thanks to Happy Happy Happy Man and Matt Gorman for their input.