Remember way back when, when I tried to convince two girls in a bar to masturbate?
Well since it's still May and therefore still National Masturbation month, (Yay! I hope you guys have been celebrating!!) and since this is still a sex themed column, I thought I'd contact the girls and let you guys know how they, and their untouched girl-parts, are doing.
So I pulled out my rolodex (totally better than a BlackBerry) from 2006 to see if I still had their info