• Carrie is blindsided when she goes on Oprah and gets lambasted for her memoir's lies and exaggerations
  • Smith dumps Samantha for a younger woman- Dakota Fanning
  • Miranda divorces Steve and takes up with a butch lesbian schoolteacher
  • Charlotte adds to her brood by adopting neglected children from Ethiopia, Cambodia, Vietnam and Britney Spears
  • Mr. Big shockingly reveals that he is indeed the same Mr. Big who sang the 1992 soft rock hit "To Be With You"
  • Carrie trades in her Manolo Blahnik heels for more comfortable, breathy Crocs
  • The ladies' charity steel cage match pillow fight with the girls from The Hills goes tragically awry when Samantha gouges out Audrina Patridge's soulless eyes
  • Carrie gets photographed by Annie Leibovitz for the cover of Vogue, but is flogged by blogs when the artistic photos of her and Miley Cyrus in a tasteful threesome with LeBron James are taken out of context
  • Jennifer Hudson and Mario Cantone's characters get into a heated argument about who is the sassier sidekick to Carrie -the magical mammy black assistant or the snarky but supportive gay best friend?- only to bond over their shared love of showtunes
  • A flash forward scene cuts to the girls 30 year later: Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte are now widowed, retired and living together in Florida under their new Witness Protection Program names: Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia and Rose