Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Your Body's Night In
June 6, 2008
: Workin' hard there, Butt?
: Not really. He's been on the couch for hours, but it's pretty mindless work.
: I think everyone is pretty wiped. I heard Liver shouting earlier about how "if he wants any alcohol tonight you can metabolize it your damn selves!"
: You know how he gets.
: Hey guys, listen up a sec? Everyone has been really busting it lately. It's been a hell of a week, so looks like we're going to take it easy tonight and stay in.
: Awesome! Hey, you hear that, Balls? Brain just called it. He's not going out. Looks like we'll be working together tonight!
: Will you shut the ef up, Stomach! I'm trying to get some rest
: Oh calm down dude. You got the night off. I'm just starving. Where the hell is some dinne oh wait. Here comes something. A brownie?
: I know, I thought it was weird too.
: Whatever, I'll take what I can get. Let's see what we have here, some saturated fats sugars, nice some decent starches a, hang on.
, what's this? This isn't my call, but I swear there's
Red Blood Cells
: Good catch, Stomach. But you know we gotta run that upstairs.
: You guys are so corrupt. We know you probably keep most of this stuff yourselves.
: I love you, Hand.
: Shhhhh ..
: If I were a kitten, I'd be purring right now. You're the best.
: Eyes, what's up? We just lost the picture.
: Sorry, I keep falling down.
: Well if this was 1890 and he was rocking out to a phonograph, we'd be fine. But he's playing friggin' GTA4, so stay with it!
: Sorry, sorry. He just had an energy drink, so I'll be alright.
: What the F*CK is this? Are you kidding me? I
get a night to myself
: Whoa, buddy, what's going on? What's the matter?
: That was an alcoholic energy drink, you prick! I spend 6 nights a week processing toxins for you ungrateful assholes, and I get
: I'm sorry man, I didn't even know! Mouth had no idea!
: Everyone? Hand and I have a very important announcement.
: We're going away together.
: Um, you can't do that.
: Don't judge our love! You said the same thing about Mouth and Penis!
Mouth and Penis:
UP about that!
: Hey everyone, i know it's early, but I'm gonna start shutting things down. Wrap up whatever you're doing.
: I don't want this night to ever end.
Nice, everyone looks so peaceful. Initiating sleep sequence in 5-4-3-2
(Leg randomly kicks in the air)
Sorry. Just restless.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.