Toilet: So, how was your night last night?
Sink: Ah! I'm drained, lets just say she's not my type
Shower: loose plumbing?
Sink: Thought she was stainless steel, turns out she's got the drip
Shower: Gross, I like my girls and boys nice and clean
Toilet: Oh crap, that reminds me, I have to talk to John about the whole blumpkin thing

Sink: What do you think he will say?
Mirror: Don't look at me
Toilet: Beats the shit out of me
Shower: It kinda turned me on actually, I got all hot and steamy
Toilet: Please is that not sitting right with anyone else?
Mirror: Well it kind of did freak me out how he was just starting at me saying "Fuck yeah"