It's back, and less funnier than ever!
Future Kanye West Albums
- Graduate School
- Trying to Find a Job
- Finally Got that Job
- This Job Sucks
-Ned is angry that I walked in and interrupted his blowjob. He really lost his head.
-Tim has got some skeletons in the closet boning each other.
-Happy Happy Happy Man
People say that a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. I hope thatadage will help promote my new adult film, "Lovebirds 2: CanaryF*ckfest"
The guy who doesn't get it tries to tell offensive jokes:
-What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
-What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?!
-Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was Asian!
David Letterman gets Alzheimer's:
10. What was that I ate this morning?
9. Why did I come into this room?
8. What are we doing again?
-Daniel Eric Lopez
A regular couch instantly becomes a pull-out couch if you can't find a condom.
A flatbed train car is really just a convertible for hobos.