Woman: Help! Someone stole my purse.
Captain Power: Fear not, citizen! For I am Captain Pow-
Girlfriend: Oh my GOD! You DID NOT just hit on someone in front of me!
CP:
Chill babe…I'm just doing my job.
GF: Why do you want to help her anyway? Do you think she's pretty?
CP:
No, of course not.
GF:
Yeah, REAL convincing.
CP:
Come on, don't be mad. Please, babe?
GF:
You always do this, Joe. You KNOW I've been totally stressing out about not having an outfit for Saturday.
W:
He's getting away!
GF:
cough SLUT cough
W:
Please! Help me!
CP:
He's almost out of sight. But if I use my super speed I ca-
GF:
sigh
CP:
What's that about?
GF:
Nothing.
CP:
Are you pissed? You look like you're pissed.
GF:
I'm fine.
CP:
You're pissed. Can you please just tell me why so I can go catch the criminal?
GF:
I'm not mad, I'm just upset.
CP:
Well, it's the same thing.
GF:
It is NOT the same thing!
CP:
Hang on, Chief Harrison is calling!
GF:
sigh
CP:
Chief? Yeah, it's me. Terrorists have taken over Town Hall!?
GF:
You KNOW what tonight is.
CP:
Yeah, sorry Chief. Gonna have to sit this one out. I'm celebrating my 3 and a half month anniversary tonight. We're gonna watch Grey's Anatomy on DVD. I'd cancel, but she's really looking forward to it.
GF:
We're really looking forward to it.