5 minutes late- Well, guess I should prepare myself. She's obviously going to be "fashionably late". Lol. Women. What can you do? Guess I'll just chill here on this bench and face the parking lot.
20 minutes late- Hmm alright. She's obviously very fashionable to be this "fashionably late". Trying to make a good impression, that's sweet. I just wish this creepy guy would stop trying to ask me where I go to school. Should I just move? I don't want him to think I'm moving because of him though. I'll just mumble something under my breath to make it look like I have to gosomewhere then I'll just move.
45 minutes late- F*ck it. Whatever. It's like I say, "F*ck the previews" I don't say that I love the previews. Did I tell her I don't? Oh well, when she gets here I'll tell her that she's mistaken God damn! The creepy guy followed me. I'm going to die. Sh*t. I'm just going to tell him to leave me alone. No I won't. I don't want to get raped and murdered tonight.
2 hours late- What a whore. I'm almost 100% sure that I didn't tell her I hate watching the movie as well At least that creepy guy is gone. Things are looking up!
4 hours late- Why am I still waiting here?? That's it I'm calling her Hey, where are you? You forgot?? You're sorry?? I waited 4 freaking hours for you!! I got molested by a pedophile!! I missed Get Smart!! It got above average reviews!! Wait what? You're breaking up with me? What?? Hello? Hello?? Bitch I'm craving Denny's