What Facebookers Think Joining Those Petition Groups is Doing
Aid runs into president's office
Aid: Mr. President, our Facebook analysis experts have just determined that the Facebook group "15,000,000 to lower gas prices" has reached about 2 million!
President: Sweet Jesus! This is getting out of hand! What about the comment board?
Aid: It's brutal, sir. Joe Smith from UCF writes, "Gas prices suck" and then Brian Parker replied, "Word".
President: For the love of everything that's holy Did you check the picture section?
Aid: Yes and you're not going to like it. As of right now they've already uploaded about 800 pictures.
Aid: It's true, sir. Although most of the uploaded pictures are just of lingerie models
President: Lingerie models? But why?
Aid: A recent survey conducted about Facebook concluded that 95% of Facebook users are horny.
President: We're dealing with 2 million angry and horny kids?!!?
President: Hit me.
Aid: Lingerie models as well. Almost 4000 posts of them.
President: There's only one way out of this mess
President opens his desk drawer and pulls out a gun
President: Goodbye, cruel world
What Those Petition Groups are Actually Doing Best Case Scenario
Aid walks by president in the hallway
Aid: So the kids made a Facebook group to lower gas prices
President: That's cute