Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
July 8, 2008
We can't go two sentences without making a. Joke.
If pandas know Kung Fu, then how are they endangered?
Am I the only one who thinks
would be a lot more fun if after the 250th lap they have to start turning right?
Darfur's poverty level is at an all-time high. Why not send some of your clothes to those less fortunate? Surely they'll wash them for you at a reasonable price.
Pick-up Lines That Don't Work Like They Used To
- Are you smuggling sandbags in your skirt or do you just have the perfect hip structure to bear my children?
- You smell like sh*t.
- Don't worry babe, I can protect you from dragons.
Drunk Math Geek
"Man I'm so hammered, I'm not even rating girls on a base 10 system anymore! It's all binary, baby."
: Feel that? Its raining.Worm 2: Wanna go out and die on the sidewalk?
: God yeah.
More-Specific Snack Food Insults Beyond "Oreo" and "Twinkie"
: short coward
: multiracial lunatics
: preppy white guy
: mean-spirited gym rat
I'm concerned about the environment and rising energy costs, so I'm making a serious effort to feel guiltier about my air conditioners.
I'd masturbate five times in one day, but I don't want to be a sore loser.
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