• Showing her how smart you are with your encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars: "Did you know Darth Vader was voiced by a BLACK GUY?!?"
  • Aggressive athelticism: "BAZAM! Oh man, that was a sick tackle. Did you feel that shit? …are you okay?"
  • Identifying with her race/religion: "Just to let you know, if I was born 200 years ago I would have TOTALLY voted against slavery."
  • Attempting to solve world issues: "Yeah it kinda sucks about that one dictator in Africa. If I were president we woulda just shot 'em all already."
  • "Martial Arts": "Kaaaaaameeeeeehaaaaa-"
  • Being "indie": "I hate guitar and guitar players. I also hate puppies."
  • Being an "activist": "Fuck you, you fucking dolphins!!!!"
  • Being honest: "I have SO much goat porn."
  • Claiming to be a celebrity: "Remember Goatse. Heh, that was yours truly."
  • Being Hitler