Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
July 15, 2008
Has my father been sent to the cornfield? 'Cause this is a dream come true!
I figured I had failed my company's drug test because I put "C" for every answer. Turns it they just wanted a urine sample. I was really high that day.
: What disease would you just kill yourself if you had??
The grass is always greener when you are not color blind.
Live-Blogging A Comedy Show
Who was the second person to say history repeats itself?
Open-Minded Film Critic
"I'm not trying to say
Dumb and Dumber
is a better movie than
, but it is a better comedy."
Punctuation Changes Everything
I hate sex. And the city.
Women Are A Lot Like Cats
No matter how much raw fish you give them, they'll still think you're weird and ignore you.
2 Ways to Piss Off Coffee Shop Baristas
1. Know nothing about coffee
2. Know everything about coffee
I Got Fired From My Job.
Apparently "Casual Friday" doesn't mean you get to throw the word "fag" around.
Snack-Time Choices From Increasingly Lazy Fathers
-"Peanut butter and jelly?"
-"Peanut butter or jelly?"
-"Peanut, butter, or jelly?"
-"Pea, nut, butter, or jelly? Keep in mind we're out of jelly."
The worst kind of surprise party is an intervention.
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