Nurse: And you pregnant?
Nurse: I know this is sensitive. Take your time.
Me: I'm not pregnant. In fact, I'm sure I'm not pregnant.
Nurse: Be honest.
Me: I'm a man! I physically cannot give birth.
Nurse: Look hon, you don't have to tell me you're pregnant. I can tell. You have that attitude.
Me: The what? The pregnant attitude? Is that an attitude?
The doctor comes in.
Doc: Excuse me. Nurse? You're in the wrong room.
Nurse: I know you're pregnant.
The nurse leaves.
Doc: Sorry about that. We needed your nurse in the room over, where your friend Dave is giving birth.
Me: He's just fat! Dave! DAVE!!