The truth is out there. At least that's what we were told.
There Will Be Blood is easily the best name ever for a period piece.
I feel bad for my friend, he's obviously getting married for all the wrong reasons. Like, he must think his fiance is good looking.
If professional golfers choose to take the day off or retire, would they start to do actual work?
An Unpopular Comedian"I just flew in from the battered women's shelter and boy are my arms tired!"
On Friday, Christian Bale pretended to be Batman, on Sunday he fought with his mom. He basically spent the weekend acting like me at 13.
A Picture's WorthIs my picture worth double if it's of 1000 words?
Drug AwarenessAnti-drug ads have been really cracking down on meth lately. I wonder when they'll start mething down on crack.
I would give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
Learning Through MusicBefore I listened to rap I had no idea how much NWA hated Sting and his band mates.
I find it ironic that getting the clap is nothing to cheer about.
I always hated getting cut in line when I was a kid, so obviously I was glad when my school finally installed metal detectors.