Pants on Floor: Oh God, did you see what Mike brought in last night?
Shirt on Floor: Oh god, I barely made it in the room before those fakenails of hers tore me off so hard my zipper nearly broke off. I still smell likea Bacardi Breezer.
Pants on Floor: I just wish Mike would start getting with a girl whoseclothes can have a conversation, not these bus station quality sluts. Like thatgirl he was dating for a few months. She was great, nothing but tasteful sweatersand khaki pants.
Shirt on Floor: Shhh he's coming!
(Mike walks in from shower, singing and talking to himself)
Mike: Somethin something somethin she's just bein Miiiiiley
What towear, what to wear tonight. Hmm
I heard there's something going on at thefrats.
Attitude T-Shirt: Yes, it's my time to shine baby! The world will rememberAnchorman quotes once again! You ready, Cheap Stars and Stripes Hat Mike Boughtat Walmart?
America Hat: Hell yea bra, I am ready to make some sort of vague, possiblyironic statement about patriotism. Or something.
(Mike gets off of the phone)
looks the frat party got called off. A few dozen pledges getalcohol poisoning and ruin it for the rest of us. I hope they die in the hospital.Ha.
Sweatpants: Oh well. Looks like you should just stayin tonight. You didgo out yesterday, Thursday, Wednesday, and Monday, anyway. Throw me on, graba Coke, chill.
Sweatshirt: Yeah bud. Relax, watch some Family Guy with us.
Slippers: Ah, who are you kidding, you know the deal. We come out duringMidterms for a week straight, come out stained and smelling like shit and gounused until Finals.
Mike: (On the Phone)Okay, we're going out to the bars?
Nice Jeans: Yes!
Jean Jacket: Yes!
Nice Jeans: Jean Jacket
What the hell are you cheering about?
Jean Jacket: We're going out guys, this is gonna be da boooomb! So what'sthe scoop? where we goin duuudes?
Button-Up: Why on earth would Mike want to wear you?
Jean Jacket: Ha ha, ha. Come on, guys, what's the dillio? Did you guysjust drink some haterade? Ha ha.
Button-Up: There is about as much of a chance of Mike wearing you as thatscarf he still has around for no explicable reason.
Scarf: Umm excuse you
I'm here because I'm fabulous!?!
(Mike looks around, and starts putting on Nice Jeans and Button-Up)
Nice Jeans and Button-Up: YEA BITCHES!
Polo:(From under the bed.)Tards, why do you think we were hidingunder here? He's drinking tequila tonight, and you know what that means.
Khakis: He will soil himself in every way imaginable.
Hand Towel: What does that mean
Towel: Oh god. Hand Towel, I know you're young, but you must be ready.Tonight you become a man.