Your Brain on CH
Frontal Lobe Anyone else noticing an abundance of script-like conversations from body parts and/or inanimate objects lately? I don't know, maybe it's just me.
Temporal Lobe Let's think back Wardrobe Convo, Facebook chat, Rick Ross, Brett Favre, Great Invention, Desperate Measures (which featured us, so it doesn't count), the one with Mario and that's just about 3 weeks back.
Parietal Lobe Now that I think about it, those seem a little redundant.
Occipital Lobe Hmmmm, I see where you're coming from, but I'd still say you're all douches, they're funny.
Frontal Thanks for your input, Ox. Why don't you stick to telling us what's going on outside and leave the thinking to us?
Occipital Hey, why don't you stick to being a douche? Douche.
Cerebellum This is great you guys don't get along and it automatically puts me in the dumps; so inconsiderate.
Parietal Hey, here's an idea: why don't you quit bitching, Cera? All you have to do is sit on your ass all day, no rhyming to your reason.
Cerebellum HEY! I do my part! That's all that you ask of me. I would do more if you gave me the slightest time of day dick.
Parietal I'm sorry, you're right. But in all fairness, we all could use a little vacay from the daily routine.
Temporal - I hear dat!! Knaw wuddaym sayin?!
Area of Wernicke Wheel can dial brick.
Cerebellum What the F*CK Wernie?!! Were you trying to be supportive? Because you're about as supportive as a DD bra on a surf board you didn't help much either Temp. I oughtta end both of you right here, right now.
Medulla Whoa, everyone calm down just take a deep breath. Wernicke doesn't know any better without his Bro by his side, remember?
Temporal Yeah, that's rookie shit, Cera.
Area of Broca Recognition is Five high! many - uhhh - thanks for?
Frontal Man, if you guys could only see the hypocrisy of this entire conversation but that's over your heads. Wait, our heads? Wait what?
Occipital What? I think you just blew my mind our mind HOLY SHIT.