Did you all collectively do a bunch of good deeds this week or something? Because supermodels are getting naked left and right and I can only assume its karma. So great work, everybody. In return, here are the exposed mammaries of Heidi Klum and Cindy Crawford. (Egotastic)

Now that the gross boobs are out of the way (yuck!), lets get to the good stuff.

Things are beginning to look up for Britney Spears – rumors are flying this week that Quentin Tarantino is looking to cast her in his next film. Said Britney Spears wearing a wig and a nametag that said 'Quntin Tarrintino': "Yes, that is 100% true." (IDLYITW)

Everybody's favorite porn star Jenna Jameson announced this week that she's knocked up by ultimate Fighter Tito Ortitz. Her eggs must be so excited! Until now they've felt like the fat girls at a high school dance – sperm are always walking by but never ask them to dance. (IDLYITW)

The Heath Ledger investigation was officially closed this week after 8 months of investigation. Guess what they concluded? Nothing! Our tax dollars at work, people. (WWTDD)

Despite that, the Mary Kate Olsen connection just gets shadier and shadier. She was supposed to testify as the first person called about the death, but refused to do so without immunity, and then ended up not testifying at all. Really? If this was CSI: Miami, there would be some serious dramatic sunglass removal going on. (IDLYITW, DListed)

Kevin Smith won his appeal this week at Comic Con to lower the rating of his latest film 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' from NC-17 to R. Hot tip for Mr. Smith – next time don't put the words 'make a porno' in the title. Name it something harmless, like 'Monster's Ball,' and then have people bone hardcore anyway. (WWTDD)

Do you guys know who Lily Allen is? She's a British singer who…oh nevermind, all you need to know is that her entire boob is out. And I mean, OUT. (Egotastic)

In somewhat scary news this week, Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious one-car accident Sunday night, when his car drove off the highway and flipped several times. He was unconscious at the scene, but suffered only a broken arm and should be fine. Were you even worried? He's the closest thing we have to a mortal deity. (DListed, Celebslam)

And as if the car accident wasn't enough, it was also announced this week that Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce from his wife of 24 years. This is the most we've heard about him in…well, ever. If this wasn't Morgan Freeman we were talking about, I'd assume he had a new album coming out. (DListed)

The first pictures of Angelina and Brad's twins came out this week in an exclusive interview for People Magazine. They also came out in an exclusive interview for Hello! Magazine. Well uh-oh! Looks like Angelina pulled a fast one on the magazine industry. But don't worry, Hello!, Angelina is already itching for another adoption. You can get fucked over by a bigger magazine again in a few short months. (WWTDD, Celebslam)

Britney Spears doesn't know how the paparazzi works. This week she tried to sell pictures of her in a bikini for a million dollars. Unfortunately for her, they had already been on the internet for a week. Her next idea is to try and sell VHS copies of The Simpsons that she taped off TV for $200 bucks a pop. She even edited the commercials out herself! (Celebslam)

After being mentioned in one of McCain's campaign ads, Paris Hilton answered back this week with the help of FunnyorDie. Does anyone else think this video is actually pretty funny? It kinda made me hate her a little less. Now she's on the same level with people who drive 45 in the fast lane, instead of with people write 'your' instead of 'you're'. (Hollywood Tuna)

This week's still Got It decision was another tough one. Josh Holloway stole my heart with his ridiculous Pebbles-esque ponytail, but in the end, it's Sylvester Stallone that's this week's winner. Congratulations, Sly. You've Still Got It. And by 'it', I mean what looks like a fairly serious vein disease. You should get that checked. (Celebslam, DListed)