Boy: Wow, I can't believe summer is almost over. It went by so fast.
Girl: I know, as much as I like to complain about my hometown, I'll miss living in a house with a fully-functional toilet and eating non-diarrhea causing food.
Boy: Totally. It will be so refreshing to get back to my annoying college friends and not hang out in your parent's basement everyday. But seriously, even though we go to different schools and are 7 hours apart, I really think we can keep this relationship going for the first two weeks of college.
Girl: I totally agree. Spending time with you this summer has been soooooo convenient, and I just know that after I sleep with that cute guy from my history class that our relationship will be reduced to awkward instant messenger conversations.
Boy: But we'll say that we'll keep in touch right?
Girl: Absolutely. I promise to call every weekend, tanked out of my mind, and leave sobbing voice messages saying how we should get back together. You have my word.
Boy: That's why I loved you for no more than three months baby. I am already looking forward to coming to your school in October and drunkenly making a lot of mistakes that I will deeply regret. I won't even care that you somehow gained 15 pounds in a matter of weeks. That's how desperate I'll be.
Girl: I am already looking forward to Thanksgiving break, where you'll completely ignore me at the party that we both show up at. I promise that I'll totally fly off the handle when I see you making out with my soon-to-be ex-best friend Tiffany.
Boy: I can tell that we are starting a rift that will separate us for the rest of our lives.
Girl: Oh, I don't even want to talk about it anymore; hold me for the next two weeks.