5. The gym to person ratio is 3 to 1

4. The native New Jerseyite considers the Jersey Shore to be the Cancun of the United States.

3. New Jerseyite's make us pay to use their roadways.

2. New Jerseyite's think being from New Jersey gives them an excuse to be a guido.

1. New Jerseyite's think being from New Jersey makes them people.