Operation Freakout Turns out Scientology is even more psychotic and evil than you knew! Good luck, Suri Cruise. You're gonna need it.
The Miracle of the Sun The desert level from Mario 3 was based on real events! Will it soon be socially acceptable for me to wear my frog suit in public? Please?
The Denver Airport- News Flash! Airports suck. But the Denver Airport sucks just a littttttle harder.
The Bible Code God got bored while he was writing the Bible and decided to turn it into a crossword puzzle. I wish he would have turned it into a sudoku or connect-the-dots, that would've been way better. Regardless, I finally have something to keep me occupied in church.
The REAL Truth Behind 9/11!!!- This is what aired in France the morning of September 11th, 2001. Are you ready to know the TRUTH? Was it bin Laden? Nope. George W. Bush? Nuh-uh. Iran? Iraq? Russia? Canada? Ecuador?! Not even close. The truth is far more horrifying than you can ever imagine.
May the Jihad be with you.