Speaking of your commercials you expect me to swallow this? Brazilian psychedelic music is a little out of your wheelhouse. It doesn't work. I think I liked you better back when you were shamelessly pandering to minorities. At least one of the Portuguese words in this song sounds exactly like "salmonella" (0:52). And you hear it right when a little kid takes a bite of food! Mmmmm dangerous.
Seriously, McDonald's seriously. I'm supposed to believe that Olympic Athletes eat your southern style chicken biscuit sandwich for breakfast; a food item that happens to contain 20g of total fat and 1180 mg of sodium. Really?! I don't know about you, but I generally avoid dousing my morning cereal with half my daily recommended salt intake. Chicken for breakfast COME ON. You should be ashamed of yourself.