It's that time again. For many of you it's just time for the normal back-to-school crapfest of late August, but for another, special group, it's the beginning of the rest of your lives. Or at least it's the beginning of the next four years of your life.
We're talking about you, freshmen.
You are about to embark on the most glorious, embarrassing, fattening, fun, expensive, and useless time of your life. But first, you need to get through orientation week. So sit back and keep refreshing the page between exhilarating ice-breaker games, riveting RA meetings, and all the other awkwardly life-altering experiences that await!
This week is for you, n00bs.