You never know, someday you might want to build a death star. Maybe you'll make it in space near Alderaan, or maybe you'll make it in your lounge out of furniture. The bottom line is that you're going to need blueprints.

The problem with blueprints is that they're delicate and need to be kept in tubes. Waving around a cardboard tube isn't going to intimidate any rebels. You need to put it on your wall. That's why we've made this delightful, rebel-scaring death star schematic poster.

Bonus: We've included some helpful words at the bottom so you can avoid the same pitfalls as the Empire.

You can find this and even more college "paraphanalia," if you know what I mean, in the brand new Collegehumor Store. By the way, if you didn't know what I meant when I said "paraphanalia," I meant posters, T-shirts and an 8-way beer bong.