The problem with blueprints is that they're delicate and need to be kept in tubes. Waving around a cardboard tube isn't going to intimidate any rebels. You need to put it on your wall. That's why we've made this delightful, rebel-scaring death star schematic poster.
Bonus: We've included some helpful words at the bottom so you can avoid the same pitfalls as the Empire.
You can find this and even more college "paraphanalia," if you know what I mean, in the brand new Collegehumor Store. By the way, if you didn't know what I meant when I said "paraphanalia," I meant posters, T-shirts and an 8-way beer bong.