Skater Boy Now you may be asking, "what if I can't skate?" Doesn't matter, at least in the beginning. Girls seem to be oddly attracted to skater guys for some reason. What you're going to do is carry a skateboard around campus, never riding it. If someone asks you why you aren't cruising on your kickass board tell them you're too wasted that laugh manically. If a girl asks you why you're not riding tell her you twisted your ankle on the half pipe, then say "It was totally bogus but kind of killer because some dude caught it on his vid cam", then when she wants to see the video take her back to your dorm, put in a blank tape and accidentally put on the Lion King. She'll think you're sensitive and sweet, so while she blinded by your lies you can probably sneak by with a bleej.
Simply be creative because now you have the tools necessary to make your life a complete lie. No one will ever find out, it's a full-proof plan and nothing will ever go wrong, EVER. If ever the situation arises where your hot, cool new friends encounter your lame, old friends simply throw rotten eggs at your old friends in front of the new ones, solidifying you as their new leader and lord of the hot blonde 10 who's currently squeezing your semi-hard penis. The transformation is complete and you're now on the road to true happiness.