All reading. No learning.
I don't know who started the myth that mixing Pop Rocks and Coke will kill you. In me and my friends' experience, the Pop Rocks are completely unnecessary.
Honest Pick-Up LineAre you from Tennessee? 'Cause I've been stalking your Facebook page.
I just invented a new cocktail combining my two favorite drinks:a sex on the beach and a Manhattan. It's called a Sex and the City.
My last girlfriend once sent me some racy photos and jokingly told me they were for "educational purposes only," so when she broke up with me I jokingly uploaded them to the Wikipedia page for vagina.
Humanitarian ShortcutsHelp a family find a lost pet Tell them where you buried it.
I think the best word to describe me would be "unable to follow self imposed word count guidelines."
When I was in the 6th grade the bigger kids would constantly beat me up. So I started working out every day after school, and before I knew it I was strong enough to break open my dad's gun chest.
Staunch McCain Supporting Lobbyist Hits on Michelle ObamaI could bounce a quarter off that ass, girl. Which, if your husband gets elected would be worth 22 cents in four years. The quarter, not your sweet ass.
Barack said when it came to lobbyists he wouldn't succumb. Can I convince you to do otherwise?
Unlike your "husband" I won't pull out early.
"I'm drunk, you're Asian, let's f*ck," has never worked as a pick-up line for me. But I refuse to throw it away, at least until I get to try it out on an Asian.
The hardest part about my grandmother's death was making it seem like an accident.