Since it is not lost on me that the inherent irony of counter-culture youth such as goths, and more recently "emo" children buying pre-packaged counter-culture nihilist merchandise that targets them as a demographic to accessorize their angst-ridden misplaced, so-called nihilistic attitude towards life, I have decided to mock them openly with a set of Crayola colors marketed directly at them. Bear in mind, that yellow doesn't exist here; Too happy.

I was going to add more colors, but the urge to kill people with black fingernails is growing in me.